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These committed people serve their customers from the first bottle before the client is drunk to the last bottle when they are in another world of drunkenness. “if smokers can have smoking breaks, why can’t i have drinking breaks.”. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.

The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

If i were in charge of calendars every day would be january 1. Interesting alcohol and liquor quotes. These committed people serve their customers from the first bottle before the client is drunk to the last bottle when they are in another world of drunkenness.

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“a theory that you can’t explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.”. I had to make a life inside those jobs, not just pretend…”. “a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”.

That Feeling Of Obligation To Day Drink When It S Sunny And Warm Outside Silly Me Ecards Funny Hilarious.

And you've never been to that bar before. People called me a hoodlum and a thug. Some of us drink because.

A Bartender Says We Dont Serve Time Travelers In Here.

Quotes about being an alcoholic. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.”.

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Discover and share funny bartender quotes.